Total Medals Earned: 144 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,905 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/150 points)
Fuck you Nerd
who is reading this shit of description
is just a dream, not big deal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
you will need to restart [F5] if you lose...
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Die without busting through a wall
Beat the game and Unlock "ENDLESS MODE". Busting through all those walls probably crippled Jill in some way...
Medals Earned: 3/48 (15/415 points)
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Defeat Standard (any)
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 6/21 (40/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (100/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)
Find the mysterious "Sheepwolf" artifact
Find the mysterious "Engineer's Relic" artifact
Find the mysterious "Pottery" artifact
Find the mysterious "Kind Monster" artifact
Drive with the ultimate vehicle!
Beat the first level
Beat the second level
Beath the third level
Beat the fourth level
Unlock everything!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (100/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds